“Those FBI idiots destroyed Jason's body, so now he needs a new one. The ones he's jumping in and out of, they can't last. They get diseased, he gets weak. Jason needs to be reborn again and he needs Jessica to do it.”
Steven Williams - Creighton Duke

“- Kevin Kingston: I have to go to the bathroom.
- Lindsey Kingston: I'm sure the carpet's absorbent.”

Philip Bolden - Kevin Kingston
Aleisha Allen - Lindsey Kingston

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante

“I love you and that's urgent like a motherfucker.”
Larenz Tate - Darius Lovehall