“- Molly Bell: I'm with Keith Lennox productions. Molly. Molly Bell. That's what they call me. My real name is a lot longer.
- Jess Robin: So's mine.
- Molly Bell: Belengocavela?
- Jess Robin: Rabinovitch?
- Molly Bell: Oh. That's not bad.”
Lucie Arnaz - Molly Bell
Neil Diamond - Jess Robin

“- Jewel: You look like me!
- Blu: Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad.”
Anne Hathaway - Jewel
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“- Mike: Did I ever tell you my name? My name is Mike.
- Margaret Ford: Glad to meet you.
- Mike: Well, I'm glad to meet you, too.
- Margaret Ford: I have a proposition for you.
- Mike: And what's your name?”
Joe Mantegna - Mike
Lindsay Crouse - Margaret Ford

- Mabel Stanley: Roger I love it.
- Frederic: No, Frederic without a "k".
- Mabel Stanley: Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Mary Jane: Who are you?
- Spider-Man: You know who I am.
- Mary Jane: I do?
- Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhoodSpider-Man.”
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man