“Lesley: He quit... or got fired.
Riggan: Which is it, quit or fired?
Lesley: Well, with Mike it's usually both.”

Naomi Watts - Lesley
Michael Keaton - Riggan

“- Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!
- Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.”
Kaya Scodelario - Carina Smyth
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“You're a nice guy. But you've got to remember that nice guys always leave when ladies ask them to.”

Ann Sheridan - Cassie Hartley

“- Roy Cronin: Why goodbye when it's only till morning?
- Myra: Because, every parting from you is like a little eternity.”

Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin
Vivien Leigh - Myra

“I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake. When I got back, she was gone.”
Eddie Bracken - Bert Sparks