“- Richie: I guess I'll take a rain check on that lesson.
- Eve: Ok... I'll wear my razzle dazzle raincoat!”
Garwin Sanford - Richie
Tyra Banks - Eve

“- Radley: My pumpkin's a duck!
- Carla: No, I'm a swan!”
Tom Skerritt - Radley
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Coach Calhoun: All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
- Danny: Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
- Coach Calhoun: No, I mean your clothes.
- Danny: Oh.”

Sid Caesar - Coach Calhoun
John Travolta - Danny

“Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”

Paul Soter - Foster

“- Gail Stanwyk: I really should change.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: No! I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.
- Gail Stanwyk: I mean, put clothes on.”
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher