“- Terk: What kind of animal are you?
- Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant.
- Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about?
- Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut...
- Terk: He looks nothing like you!”

Rosie O'Donnell - Terk
Wayne Knight - Tantor

“- Madame Liang: What did he look like?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Who?
- Madame Liang: The robber.
- Wang Chi-Yang: Dont ask me what he looked like! All white men look alike!”
Juanita Hall - Madame Liang
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

“- Frenchie: Doody, how do I look?
- Doody: Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!”
Didi Conn - Frenchie
Barry Pearl - Doody

“- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Emanuel Ravelli. Are you his brother?
- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: I am Emanuel Ravelli.
- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: Well, no wonder you look like him. But I still insist there is a resemblance.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding
Chico Marx - Signor Emanuel Ravelli

“- Mike Hammer: Are you two alike in every way?
- 2nd Twin: Not exactly. I have a strawberry birthmark.
- Mike Hammer: Really? Where?
- 2nd Twin: I can't see it. I have to go on other people's word.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
Lynette Harris - 2nd Twin