“We must've been the only Irish family to be saying goodbye to the Statue of Liberty rather than hello.”

Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“- Jude: What are you going to do if you don't go back to college?
- Max Carrigan: What any irresponsible, unmotivated, drop-out would do. Go to New York, like tonight.”
Joe Anderson - Jude
Jim Sturgess - Max Carrigan

I don't know anyone in New York who doesn't say "I'm leaving". I've been thinking of leaving New York for... uh... thirty-five years now.
Lou Reed - Man with Strange Glasses

“Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Woman on Bus: Excuse me, I'm lost, can you tell me if this bus goes to the end of the line?
- Whitley Strieber: Let me tell you, you folks are in for a big surprise, one very big surprise.”
Kate Stern - Woman on Bus
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber