“- Tyrone C. Love: California, here we come.
- Harry Goldfarb: It's Florida, Ty. Florida.
- Tyrone C. Love: California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.”
Marlon Wayans - Tyrone C. Love
Jared Leto - Harry Goldfarb

“- Ellen: Sunnyvale? What states that in?
- Eve: The Sunshine State.
- Ellen: Oh, Florida.”
Jillian Fargey - Ellen
Tyra Banks - Eve

“They say that twenty seconds in the California sunshine is too much these days, ever since we lost the ozone layer, but that was before Sunblock 5000. Just apply a pint to your body and you're good for hours. See you by the pool.”
Fabiana Udenio - Sunblock Woman

“- Ralph: Hey, sun came out again.
- P.L. Travers: You say it as if you're surprised, as if the sun were particular about for whom it appears. It seems you think I am responsible for its miraculous dawning every day. For heaven's sake, it's California.”
Paul Giamatti - Ralph
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“Why don't I take you to California? You can have fresh squeezed orange juice every day. If you've got a back yard there, you've got fresh fruit.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki