“I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Torrance Shipman: Will Advanced Chem get you off my back?
- Christine Shipman Not completely, but it'll help.
- Torrance Shipman: Done.You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
- Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Sherry Hursey - Christine Shipman

“- Charles: I thought you said you were on the trampoline team in high school.
- Laura: I was on the trampoline team in high school.
- Charles: That must have been before it became a competitive sport.
- Laura: I never said I was any good you know.”
John Heard - Charles
Mary Beth Hurt - Laura

“- Homer: Why're the jocks the only ones who get to go to college?
- Roy Lee: They're also the only ones who get the girls.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Homer Hickam
William Lee Scott - Roy Lee

“- Miss Anna Mongomery: I think Juan would want you to do well in school and in soccer.
- Kate Douglas: He wouldn't want me to do well. He'd want me to win.”
Olivia d'Abo - Miss Anna Montgomery
Jessica Robertson - Kate Douglas