“- Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
- Stanley Stupid: Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.”
Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“- Policeman: This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
- Evil Sender: With a crime so unthinkable that no-one has ever dared to attempt to attempt it: to rob an entire nation of its garbage.
- Policeman: The one resource no-one ever thinks to protect!”
Scott Kraft - Policeman
Sir Christopher Lee - Evil Sender

“Nobody steals from me. Nobody.”
Louis Mandylor - Riggi

“Try any sleight of hand with my money and I'll cut your throat.”
Jean Reno - Krieger

“- Jerry Logan: I took some money.
- Chris Altman: A lot of money?
- Jerry Logan: I don't know, is a million a lot?”
Andrew McCarthy - Jerry Logan
Janet Gunn - Chris Altman