- Donkey: What's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway?
- Shrek: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!". They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone...
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Arnold B. Epstein: Why do you think I'm a homosexual?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I guess it's because you never talk about girls.
- Arnold B. Epstein: I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?”
Corey Parker - Arnold B. Epstein
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Jamie: This is terrible. I can't believe this happened.
- Russ: Most humiliating experience of my life!
- Jamie: This is awful. This is the suckiest thing that could ever happen! The whole school thinks we're... gay!
- Russ: Don't be such a twerp! Our past histories speak for themselves. No one's going to think we're gay.”
Thomas Ballatore - Jamie
Skip Lackey - Russ

“- Kurt: What are you, a fag?
- Chris Briggs: My dads are gay, so shut the hell up.
- Kurt: Yeah, right! Gay guys can't have kids! They're too busy going to discos and having sex with each other. It's actually a pretty cool lifestyle.”
Adam Devine - Kurt
Alexander Ludwig - Chris Briggs

“Just because I like ballet doesn't mean I'm a poof, you know.”
Jamie Bell - Billy