“- Snoop Dogg: When we get this reward, we gonna get ourselves a boat, some bitches and a shark
- Mac Miller: Why are we gonna need a shark?
- Snoop Dogg: We just gon' need one.”
Snoop Dogg - Himself
Mac Miller - Himself

“- Sheila: You made them carnivorous.
- McCabe: No, I made them omnivorous.”

Dina Meyer - Dr. Sheila Casper
Bob Gunton - Dr. Alexander McCabe

“Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Harry Dalton: My 9th grade science teacher always said that if you put a frog in boiling hot water, it would jump out. But put it in cold water, and heat it up gradually, it would slowly boil to death.
- Nancy: What's that Harry? Your recipe for frog soup?
- Harry Dalton: It's my recipe for a disaster.”
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton
Arabella Field - Nancy

“- Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.”

David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr