“You don't understand any kind of people. Maybe that's your problem. You sure don't understand women at all.”

Billie Neal - Bobbie

“- McBride: For a guy so fast on the disco floor, you sure are the slowest!
- Nick: I was just talking to Wendy.
- McBride: I thought you were going with the Hammond girl.
- Nick: You can't tell Wendy anything she doesn't want to hear.
- McBride: Wow, I wish I had your women problems!”
George Touliatos - McBride
Casey Stevens - Nick

“- Marion Ravenwood: I'm sure I wasn't the only person to go on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
- Indiana Jones: Yeah. There were a few, but they all had the same problem.
- Marion Ravenwood: Yeah? What's that?
- Indiana Jones: They weren't you, honey.”
Karen Allen - Marion Ravenwood
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“You wouldn't have these problems if you were a fallen woman.”

Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“- The Devil: You hate being a woman, right?
- Amanda Brooks: Well...
- The Devil: There's no fun in PMS or shaving your legs. And what do have to look forward to? Guys like you used to be always trying to get into your pants. Cellulite, menopause.”
Bruce Payne - The Devil
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks