“Oh no! We suck again!”

Rob Schneider - Townie

“- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?
- Dave Frazier: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
Gary Riley - Dave Frazier

“- John McClane: Listen, you fail I cover your ass. I fail you cover my ass!
- Zeus Carver: And if we both fail?
- John McClane: Then we're both fucked.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“When bullies rise up, the rest of us have to beat them back down, whatever the cost. That's a simple idea, I suppose, but one worth giving everything for.”
Matt Damon - Luke Trimble

You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father. Only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
Anna Faris - Samantha James