“- Joanna: You're gonna get another job?
- Peter: I don't think I'd like another job.
- Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
- Peter: You know, I've never really liked payingbills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.”
Jennifer Aniston - Joanna
Ron Livingston - Peter

“- Eddie Valiant: The job will cost you a hundred bucks, plus expenses.
- R.K. Maroon: A hundred bucks? That's ridiculous!
- Eddie Valiant: So's the job.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Alan Tilvern - R.K. Maroon

“The moment you accepted money, you became professionals. It's just beginning.”

David Suchet - Alex

“- Julian Marty: I got a job for you.
- Private Detective Loren Visser: Uh, well, if the pay's right, and it's legal, I'll do it.
- Julian Marty: It's not strictly legal.
- Private Detective Loren Visser: Well, if the pay's right, I'll do it.”
Dan Hedaya - Julian Marty
M. Emmet Walsh - Private Detective Loren Visser

“- Marilyn Schwary: Two thousand francs?
- Hercules Popodopoulos: I'm sorry, is the amount not adequate?
- Marilyn Schwary: What, are you planning on bringing friends? Listen mister, maybe this is what hookers look like in Greece, but I'm no hooker, I'm a housewife. We do it for free!”

Cybill Lynne Shepherd - Marilyn Schwary
Joss Ackland - Hercules Popodopoulos