“- Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
- Alex Sheldon: I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.”
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“- Susan Atwell: I'll call you later tonight.
- Tom Farrell: I'll wait by the phone.”
Sean Young - Susan Atwell
Kevin Costner - Tom Farrell

“- Ashtray: Nigga, you ain't getting nobody's number.
- Loc Dog: Fool, watch me.
[walks over to the woman and smiles at her]
- Loc Dog: Hey, sweetheart.
[pulls his gun out of his waistband and points it at her head]
- Loc Dog: Break you'self! Gimme your goddamn number! Come on! Hurry up! Come on!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog

“Uh, yeah, well, if she calls, just be gentle. You know, like, you're really happy to hear from her. Like you really miss her. Women love that shit.”
Stephen Tobolowsky - Max

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell