“- Franklin Hart, Jr.: Mrs. Rhodes... I am a married man.
- Doralee Rhodes: Forget about your wife! I mean, you may be hers in the evening, but you're my boy from nine to five!”

Dabney Coleman - Franklin Hart, Jr.
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

- Artie Mitchell: You're the most beautiful woman in this hot tub.
- Jamie the "Actress": So, where's your wife?
- Karen Mitchell: She's right here, asshole!
- Jamie the "Actress": Bitch.
- Artie Mitchell: Honey!
Charlie Sheen - Artie Mitchell
Kim Poirier - Jamie the "Actress"
Nicole de Boer - Karen Mitchell

“Gregory was insane. Of course being insane didn't make it all right that I fell in love with his wife Candy.”
Loren Dean - Mumford

“- Miles Massey: You propose that, in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
- Rex: Is it possible?
- Miles Massey: It's a challenge.”
George Clooney - Miles
Edward Herrmann - Rex Rexroth

“I'm physiologically incapable of fidelity.”
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera