“- Tallahassee: My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?
- Columbus: Probably nobody.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“The Living Dead and the dying living are all the same. Cut from the same cloth. But disposing of dead people is a public service, whereas you're in all sorts of trouble if you kill someone while they're still alive.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!”

David Crawford - Dr. Foster

“I've done life; now I'm doing death.”

Danny Gochnauer - Dr. Colin Ramzi

“When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus