“- Nux: I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
- Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
- Nux: My mates [Points at his neck tumors].”
Nicholas Hoult - Nux
Riley Keough - Capable

“- Frank Walker: Yeah?
- Athena: You want to know why you could never make me laugh?
- Frank Walker: Why?
- Athena: Because you're not funny.”

George Clooney - Frank Walker
Raffey Cassidy - Athena

- Barry: Hey Dante! My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
- Dante: No shit? And by “girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
- Barry: [laughing hysterically] Yes.
Jonah Hill - Barry
Peter Dante - Dante

“- George Banks: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here.
- Nina Banks: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks

“We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours.”

Dakota Johnson - Susie