“- Jan: Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway.
- Missy Pantone: 'Cause we're such fine athletes.
- Jan: Oh, live with it! You'll be fighting off major oglers while we're defending our sexuality.”

Nathan West - Jan
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone

- Peter Malloy: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay".
- Howard Brackett: So what happened?
- Peter Malloy: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall".
Tom Selleck - Peter Malloy
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- John Gray: I loved him.
- Robbie Ross: Well, now he's fallen in love.
- John Gray: I'm halfway to hellfire and I'm not joking.
- Robbie Ross: Someone else was a carpenter's son. I've given in and become a Catholic. I find confession wonderfully consoling.
- John Gray: I can't go to confession when I want to kill Bosie... and myself...”
Ioan Gruffudd - John Gray
Michael Sheen - Robbie Ross

“- Scott Howard: Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...
- Stiles: Look, are you gonna tell me you're a fag because if you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
- Scott Howard: I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.”
Michael J. Fox - Scott Howard
Jerry Levine - Stiles

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae