“- Oogway: I understand. You eat when you are upset.
- Po: Upset? I'm not upset. Why, what makes you think I'm upset?
- Oogway: So why are you upset?
- Po: I probably sucked more today than anybody in the history of kung fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking!”

Randall Duk Kim - Oogway
Jack Black - Po

“- Leslie Glass: I can't believe the two of you are eating in the middle of a crisis like this.
- Gary Glass: We're nervous, what do you want...
- Leslie Glass: Then take a Valium like a normal person.”
Laurie Metcalf - Leslie Glass
Mark Blum - Gary Glass

“- Victor Velasco: I work at home during the day. Oh, I predict some interesting complications... am I making you nervous?
- Corie Bratter: Very nervous.
- Victor Velasco: Wonderful! Once a month I try to make pretty young girlsnervous, just to keep my hand in!”
Charles Boyer - Victor Velasco
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter

- Day-Day: I got the "BGs".
- Craig Jones: What's the "BGs"?
- Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on my self.
Mike Epps - Day-Day
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“Everybody just stay calm. The situation is under control.”
Michael Biehn - Lt. Coffey