“- Marshall: You can forget about Pritchard. He's homosexual.
- Kevin O'Brien: I'll be damned.
- Marshall: So will he, if you believe the Old Testament.”
Fred Thompson - Marshall
Leon Russom - Kevin O'Brien

“The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim

“I'm surprised she didn't give up the sausage and become a vagina-tarian.”
Richard Jenkins - Walter Wingfield

“- Al: How about sex?
- Ed: I'm sorry, Al, but I'm gonna have to pass. And it's not an age thing, 'cause you are still a handsome man.”
Martin Landau - Al
Matthew McConaughey - Ed