“- Lance: Come on, man, you got nothing better to do than hassle long-hairs?
- Officer Bob Falfa: That's my life, friend. I love my work.”
John Lansing - Lance
Harrison Ford - Officer Bob Falfa

“That Dorothy... the hair, the teeth, and the smell.”
John Gordon Sinclair - Gregory

“Come back! I love a lady with meat on her bones!”

Danny Elfman - Bonejangles

“- Agent Tony Kent: Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
- Nancy Coplin: My armpit?
- Agent Tony Kent: It's my favorite part of a woman's body.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent
Patricia Arquette - Nancy Coplin

“- Alison Drake: What kind of woman do men like? How do they want them to act?
- Pettigrew: That depends. A man of Jim Thorne's type, for example, wants a woman who'll look up to him. Gentle. Feminine. Someone he can protect. That's because Jim Thorne is strong and - rather primitive, perhaps. The dominant male.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake
Ferdinand Gottschalk - Pettigrew