“- Bree: Fasten your seatbelt.
- Toby: I don't like wearing them.
- Bree: I don't like the idea of seeing your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard if we get into a wreck. So put it on.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree
Kevin Zegers - Toby

“Please, don't be scared. Cars are totally safe now. They even have airbags, crumple zones. Maybe not this one, but most!”

Eugene Hutz - Alex

“- Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
- Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Stuart Cornfeld - Taxi Driver

“- Kay: Does that come standard?
- Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“The kind that appreciates safety. Check it; this thing's got side-impact airbags. I get in a wreck it's all good; straighter than straight.”

Michael Jai White - Pointy