“- Danny Lidz: Fascist hatemonger! That boy is a Hitler in the making! A Hitler in the making!
- Mr. Crispi: That's my son you're talking about!
- Danny Lidz: Meet Hitler's father.”

Michael Richards - Danny Lidz
Wayne Duvall - Mr. Crispi

“- Junior Healy: My dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education.
- Mr. Peabody: Your dad said that. Your dad is a moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is? That's what your dad is.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Gilbert Gottfried - Mr. Peabody

“Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it!”

Jon Lormer - Nathan Grantham

“You're worse than my dad. He's old, at least he's got an excuse for being a prick!”

Caroline Guthrie - Carol

“- Charlene 'Charlie' McGee: Where's my father?
- Captain Hollister: He's fine. He's happy, and he sends his love, and he wants you to cooperate with us.
- Charlene 'Charlie' McGee: You're a liar!
- Captain Hollister: Now, what kinda talk is that from a nice little girl like you?
- Charlene 'Charlie' McGee: Go to Hell!”
Drew Barrymore - Charlene 'Charlie' McGee
Martin Sheen - Captain Hollister