“I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.”

Kim Darby - Jenny Myer

“I have to say, this really is the most incredible shit.”

Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“This is the food prisonriots are made out of.”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“- Delmar O'Donnell: This stew's awful good.
- Wash Hogwallop: [examining his fork] You think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday... I'm afraid she's startin' to turn.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell
Frank Collison - Wash Hogwallop