“- Athos: What happened?
- Porthos: Kidney stones. It hurts when I piss. It hurts when I shit. I'm just a fat old fart with nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to hang myself, as soon as I'm sober.”

John Malkovich - Athos
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“If you take a swim, I'd have to take a swim. Is that fair? Because you feel like killing yourself, I gotta get pneumonia.”
Garry Owen - Policeman on Pier

“There is no universally efficacious treatment for dissociative identitydisorder. In theory, one attempts to move the patient towards integration; unfolding, if you will, of their fractured psyche.”
Alfred Molina - Dr. Malick

“Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.”
Michael Wincott - Philo Gant

“I started hallucinating, and developed a tumor. I believe the visions caused the tumor, and not the other way around.”
Jack Creley - Brian O'Blivion