“I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.”

Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore

“I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“You will learn one day, Great King, that there are three things that men respect: the lash that descends, the yoke that breaks, and the sword that slays. By the power and terror of these you may conquer the earth.”

Conrad Veidt - Jaffar

“How could we conquer a country without its traitors?”
Robert Lewis - Capt. Sato

“I can't listen to that much Wagner, you know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton