“- Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women.
- Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons.”
Ed O'Neill - Lt. Amos
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“Women are worried about their height, their weight, their giant feet, the stream of obscenities that could burst through their mouth at any second. If you make a woman feel good about herself, it really doesn't matter what's wrong with you.”
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“Nothin' more appealing than a woman who's proud to be in her own body.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.

“- Miles Massey: Tell me more about yourself.
- Marylin Rexroth: Alright, Miles. Let me tell you everything you need to know. You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“Oh, Stanley. I don't know how to explain. A wedding. A church wedding. Well it's, it's what every girl dreams of. A bridal dress, the orange blossoms, the music. It's something lovely to remember all the rest of her life. And something for us to remember too.”

Joan Bennett - Ellie Banks