“He's sweet and thoughtful, sane and considerate. I was married to one who was insane and inconsiderate.”

Irene Dunne - Lucy Warriner

“I would that I had been worthy to kiss the hem of her garment. Never during our marital bliss did she cause me one moment's uneasiness.”

Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

“- Virginia Brush: Why can't you be nice to me once in a while?
- Hugo Barnstead: I've been thinking about it. Then I remember we're married, so why bother?”
Rita Hayworth - Virginia Brush
Jack Carson - Hugo Barnstead

“Bring Tania over here. Marry her. What's wrong with her? When I say marry her, you damn well do it. Be nice to her, pressure off my fucking head. Your penis works, doesn't it? Get going!”

Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“- Sherman: You what? You asked her to marry you? What are you, sick?
- Philly: Yeah, I know, I should have played cool. I should have strung her along for a while. That's the way you have to treat women.”

Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly