“Dogs can look up!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps.”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“Without Goliath, David is just some punk throwing rocks.”
Billy Crystal - Sam 'Sammy' Kamin

“Old guy with a gun, it’s just kind of a funny story.”
Daniel Britt - Sheriff

“- Norby: Eddie, what else did Mary's little lamb do?
- Eddie: Didn't he put, uh, Humpty Dumpty back together again?
- Veeko: That was Nat King Cole.
- Eddie: Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.”
Joe Pantoliano - Norby
Joe Mantegna - Eddie
Brian Haley - Veeko