“- Betty: I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
- Gord Brody: Oh Betty. It's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? Maybe take a walk in the park or something?”
Marisa Coughlan - Betty
Tom Greening - Gord Brody

“- Lewis Rothschild: I tell any girl I'm going out with to assume that all plans are soft until she receives confirmation from me thirty minutes beforehand.
- Robin McCall: And they find this romantic?
- Lewis Rothschild: Well, I say it with a great deal of charm.”
Michael J. Fox - Lewis Rothschild
Anna Deavere Smith - Robin McCall

“I might say don't move because, as you sit there, the firelight is so beautiful on your hair. I might say don't move because this is All Souls' Day, and you mustn't disturb the spirits. And again, I might say don't move because this is a moment so full of understanding that I can't bear to see it come to an end.”

Charles Boyer - Duc de Praslin

“Are you still in love with her? Or perhaps you consider that to be a very personal question. Liz thinks you are. All though of course women like to romanticize things a bit.”

James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“- Mrs. Hemogloben: You're so full of romance!
- The Great Man: Every night, every night.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben
W.C. Fields - The Great Man