“What would you prescribe for a patient about to die of galloping boredom?”
Myrna Loy - Lady Edwina Esketh

“- Melman: What, you don't have doctors here?
- Stephen: Well not any more.
- Melman: What if you catch a cold or something.
- Additional Giraffe: We go over to the dying holes, and we die.”
David Schwimmer - Melman
Stephen Kearin - Stephen
Harland Williams - Additional Giraffe

“Seeing patients is a waste of time.”
Philip Bosco - Dr. Hofstader

“- Dr. Wynn: It's no prank; you're the one I've chosen Sam. I want you to come back.
- Dr. Loomis: After my stroke six years ago they practically had to hold a pistol to my head to get me to retire. But things are different now, I'm different. I've buried the ghosts, I've buried them in this manuscript. I don't want to practise medicine anymore.”
Mitchell Ryan - Dr. Wynn
Donald Pleasence - Loomis

“- Molly Jennings: I'm sure you knew exactly what you were doing when you took Margaret off those pills.
- Ross Jennings: Like I knew what I was doing when I chose this town... with the country doctor from hell!”
Harley Jane Kozak - Molly Jennings
Jeff Daniels - Ross Jennings