“Music is the hardest profession of them all.”
Albert Hague - Shorofsky

“- Lula Rogers: If is wasn't for me, you would probably still be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa.
- Dusty Wyatt Chandler: Yeah, and if it wasn't for me, you would probably be a waitress there.”
Lesley Ann Warren - Lula Rogers
George Strait - Dusty Wyatt Chandler

“I don't think you should take that job. Piano players are sexy, salesmen are uncles.”
Annabeth Gish - Tracy Stover

“- Lila Dubois: You know what they say about cello players- they like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.
- Dylan Ramsey: Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence!”
Sophie Marceau - Lila Dubois
David Spade - Dylan Ramsey

“- Reporter: So, Izzy, how do you keep your voice in such fine shape?
- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: Well, my choir teacher gave me a lot of lessons...
- Kirk Cuddy: He eats a lot of pussy.
- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: Oh yeah, I eat a lot of pussy... tons.”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Dominic West - Kirk Cuddy