“You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

“- Eddy: They're armed.
- Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
- Eddy: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Dexter Fletcher - Soap

“- Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
- Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.”
Victor McGuire - Gary
Lenny McLean - Barry the Baptist

“- Tommy O'Shea: Guns make you nervous?
- Paul Kersey: Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous.”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey