“- Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am.
- Flower Belle Lee: I've never been embarrassed in my life.”
Joseph Calleia - Jeff Badger
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“To hardly know him is to know him well. And perhaps it offends my vanity to have anyone who is even remotely my wife re-marry so obviously beneath her.”

Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves