- Mary Poppins: You know, you can say it backwards, which is "docious-ali-expi-istic-fragil-cali-rupus" - but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
- Bert: Indubitably!
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Dick Van Dyke - Bert

“- Harry S. Stamper: AJ, I got just five words for you: damn glad to see you boy!
- A.J. Frost: That's six words.”
Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper
Ben Affleck - A.J. Frost

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“You're not even good enough for the cuss words I know.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield