“- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.”

Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl
Kelsey Grammer - Stinky Pete the Prospector

“No! Annabelle! Don't play with the space heater coil. Piglet, if you breath gas it will tie up all your available hemoglobin and there will be none left for oxygen transfer. Your lips and nail beds will turn cherry red and you'll die of carbon monoxide poisoning. I like to acquaint her with consequences.”

Shelley Lee Long - Lizzie Potts

“It is settled. We are to war with France. Now... I can go play.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - King Henry VIII

“- Joe Huxley: Those are Minuteman missiles!
- Cynthia: Like a test, sort of... like a warning?
- Joe Huxley: They're on their way to Russia. They take about 30 minutes to reach their target.
- Aldo: So do theirs, right?”

John Lithgow - Joe Huxley
Alston Ahern - Cynthia
Stephen Furst - Aldo

- Sgt. Pilot Chris: It's like shooting rats in a barrel.
- Squadron Leader Canfield: You'll be "in a barrel", if you don't watch out for the fighters!

David Griffin - Sgt. Pilot Chris
Sir Michael Caine - Squadron Leader Canfield