- Doug Masters: Anyone ever tell you that you talk too much?
- Col. Charles "Chappy" Sinclair: Yeah, my ex-wife.
Jason Gedrick - Doug Masters
Louis Gossett Jr. - Charles "Chappy" Sinclair

“You don't say much but you get your point across.”
Linda Cardellini - Cassie

“The wifi here is very slow, so you're just going to have to talk to each other... while drinking a ton of wine! What could possibly go wrong? Just remember guys, whatever gets said, is probably what the person has always felt, and the alcohol just let it out.”
Tina Fey - Tammy

“- Susan Price: Your tongue is sharper than a guillotine, Fanny.
- Fanny Price: The effect of education, I suppose.”
Sophia Myles - Susan Price
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price

“- Angelica: You must be tired.
- Joe: I don't mind talking.
- Angelica: Well, I do! This is one of those typical conversations where we're all open and sharing our innermost thoughts and it's all bullshit and a lie and it doesn't cost you anything!”
Meg Ryan - Angelica
Tom Hanks - Joe