“I can't make it to my best friend's old lady.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

- Jonah: What was I supposed to say? "Yes, Walter, I am sort of fucking your wife"?
- Lonnie Fox: Is that what we're doing, sort of fucking?
Paul Simon - Jonah
Joan Hackett - Lonnie Fox

“- Mrs. Goodman: Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?
- Judy Benjamin: I'm coming.”

Lillian Adams - Mrs. Goodman
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin

“- Allie Calhoun: I have a fiancé waiting for me at a hotel who's going to be crushed when he finds out what I did.
- Noah: So you make love to me, and go back to your husband. Was that your plan? Was that a test I didn't pass?”
Rachel McAdams - Allie
Ryan Gosling - Noah

“- Fletcher Reede: Oh, come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole himself?
- Samantha Cole: [voice on tape] You are such a better lover than my husband!
- Fletcher Reede: Your honor, I object!
- Judge Marshall Stevens: And why is that, Mr. Reede?
- Fletcher Reede: It's devastating to my case!”

Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole
Jason Bernard - Judge Marshall Stevens