“I shall never forget the weekend Laura died. A silver sun burned through the sky like a huge magnifying glass. It was the hottest Sunday in my recollection. I felt as if I were the only human being left in New York. For with Laura's horrible death, I was alone.”

Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“All I know is most people's lives are a great disappointment to them and no one leaves this earth without feeling terrible pain. And if there is no divine explanation at the end of it all, well... that's sad.”

Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix

“- Nick: What does it feel like?
- Terry: Nothing, yet.
- Nick: No, I mean knowing you're about to die.
- Terry: Relief.”
Brad Hunt - Nick
David Arquette - Terry

“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride! Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?”

Richard R. Grant - Barkis Bittern

“- Polly Pry: How are you doing?
- Alferd Packer: How am I doing? Have you ever been sitting around waiting to die?”

Toddy Walters - Polly Pry
Trey Parker - Alferd Packer