“Creepy? We're the CIA, creepy is what we do.”

Keith David - CIA Director

“- Paul Kersey: Do you always violate peoples constitutional rights?
- Richard Shriker: Well, this is my jail, Kersey, and I'm the law! That means I get to violate your constitutional rights!”
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey
Ed Lauter - Richard Shriker

“Lousy detectives. Couldn't follow an elephant up 5th. Girls slip through their fingers like sand.”
Colleen Camp - Christy Miller

“- Rosaleen: I'd never let a man strike me.
- Granny: Oh, they're nice as pie until they've had their way with you. But once the bloom is gone... oh, the beast comes out.”
Sarah Patterson - Rosaleen
Dame Angela Lansbury - Granny

“- Lady Margaret Carstairs: I shall report you both to Scotland Yard.
- Inspector Lestrade: ...But I am Scotland Yard.”
Mary Forbes - Lady Margaret Carstairs
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade