“- Bill: You ditched Napoleon!
- Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
- Deacon: He was a dick.”
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Frazier Bain - Deacon

“If you ever change your mind, it won't be easy to leave.”

Pavel Landovský - Pavel

“Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth, the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now.”

Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Grim Reaper: I have come for you.
- Geoffrey: You mean to…
- Grim Reaper: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.
- Geoffrey: Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper
John Marwood Cleese - Geoffrey

“Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.”

Lucy Davis - Dianne