“- Robbie Hart: Who'd like to dance with this lovely young lady?
- Grandpa at Bar Mitzvah: I'd like to do more than dance with her!”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Al Hopson - Grandpa at Bar Mitzvah

“- Connie: So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
- Tony Manero: You know, Connie, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy fuck.
- Connie: Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?
- Tony Manero: I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.”
Fran Drescher - Connie
John Travolta - Tony Manero

“- Dancer Backstage 1: Fuck him! He never picks me!
- Dancer Backstage 2: Honey, I did fuck him and he never picks me either.”

“- Donner: Wanna dance?
- Jet Girl: I don't know how.
- Donner: It's okay, I brought condoms!”
Scott Coffey - Donner
Naomi Watts - Jet Girl

“- Billy: So what about your mother? Does she have sex?
- Debbie: No, she's unfulfilled. That's why she dances.
- Billy: She dances instead of sex? Your family's weird!”
Jamie Bell - Billy
Nicola Blackwell - Debbie