“John has seen my show 5 times. Harry has seen it twice. Aunt May has seen it. My sick mother got out of bed to see it. Even my father, he came backstage to borrow cash. But my best friend who cares so much about me, can't make 8 o'clock curtain. After all these years, he's nothing to me but an empty seat.”

Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson

“Abandonment is a death, for all of us.”
Harvey Keitel - Eddie Israel

“The only thing I remember is leaving, which is my fondest memory of you.”
Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa

“Nobody tells me nothing.”

Bill Bailey - Sergeant Turner

“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
- Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda