“- Bob Wilson: I didn't know you smoked.
- Nick Pirandello: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
- Bob Wilson: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
- Nick Pirandello: About a pack a day.”
John Ritter - Bob Wilson
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello

“- Vanessa Kensington: Do you smoke after sex?
- Austin: I don't know, baby, I never looked.”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Tom Sanders: I did not have sex with her!
- Susan Hendler: Oh, then what was it Tom? She was trying to quit smoking?”
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders
Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler

“- Lenny: Sex is not the answer.
- Bob Crane: It's the question. 'Yes' is the answer.”
Ron Leibman - Lenny
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Charlie Hinton: Maybe we should just ask another question here.
- Jamie: Where do babies come from?
- Charlie Hinton: Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than that?”
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton
Elle Fanning - Jamie