“Hey, Maxie, everywhere you go, I go too. Remember that.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“- Teacher: What the hell are you doing, Vincent?
- Vincent: I wanted to get a picture of what it looks like.
- Teacher: What... what looks like?
- Vincent: People pledging allegence.”

Anthony Chow - Teacher
Vincent Kartheiser - Vincent

“This is like some fuckin' movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin' like this and then one of us gets himself in potentially big trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against all odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?”
Crispin Glover - Layne

“I did think about asking you to join my little scheme but somehow I knew, 007's loyalty was always to the mission, never to his friend.”
Sean Bean - Alec Trevelyan

- Lt. Frank Drebin: You're Rocco's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch".
- Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya