“- Martin: You'll stay in here 'til you rot! Well, you're free to go!
- Renfield: Why? How?
- Martin: Good behavior.
- Renfield: But I've only been here for a moment.
- Martin: For that moment, you were very good.”
Mark Blankfield - Martin
Peter MacNicol - Renfield

“- Ellie Sawyer: What are we going to do?
- Vince Latello: About one to five with good behavior.”

Danielle von Zerneck - Ellie Sawyer
Fisher Stevens - Vince Latello

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Lucy Whitmore: I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
- Henry Roth: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. I'm not.
- Henry Roth: What's his name then?
- Lucy Whitmore: Ringo.
- Henry Roth: Is his last name, Starr?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. McCartney.”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth