“Cookies need love like everything does.”
Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

“- Cashier: Everybody want chocolate. I'm out of chocolate.
- Martin Daniels: I need chocolate!
- Cashier: Alright, alright, I might have an Easter Bunny left over in the frige.
- Martin Daniels: [grabs him by the lapels] Get me the bunny!”
Charles Grodin - Martin Daniels

“- Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
- Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Jared Harris - Lee

“I need $2,000 an engine or a miracle.”
Cassidy Rae - Jessie

“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble...
- Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
- Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just need money.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter