"A weak and imbecile man, the weakest I've ever knew in a high place. If I wanted to paint a despot, a man perfectly regardless of every Constitutional right of the people, I would paint his hideous form".

Alexander Knox - Woodrow Wilson

“A laughing woman is disarmed, you can do what you like.”
Julien Carette - Marceau, le braconnier

“- Rick Blaine: Remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
- Captain Louis Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine
Claude Rains - Captain Louis Renault

“- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
- Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Mike Henry - Junior

“- Andrews: We have some carving knives in the abattoir, a few more in the mess hall. Some fire axes scattered about the place - nothing terribly formidable.
- Ripley: That's all?
- Andrews: We're on the honor system.
- Ripley: Then we're fucked.”
Brian Glover - Andrews
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley