“Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan

“We're goldfish people, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people.”

Charles Grodin - George Newton

“- Justin: I did not sign on to babysit Kyle's crazy dog.
- Ray: Kyle's gone so this dog is officially your dog.”
Josh Wiggins - Justin Wincott
Thomas Haden Church - Ray Wincott

“- Major: For someone who doesn't like people, how come you care about dogs so much?
- Batou: Don't know. I just like strays and they like me.
- Major: They like you because you feed them.
- Batou: You got no heart.”
Scarlett Johansson - Major
Pilou Asbæk - Batou

“I know something about this dog. She's going somewhere - she's on her way.”
May Whitty - Dally